ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now
these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately
I think this is Cuil Theory.
My all time favourite quote from Doctor Who
- The Doctor: I'm nine hundred and six.
- Wilfred: Oh really though?
- The Doctor: Yeah.
- Wilfred: Nine hundred years. We must look like insects to you.
- The Doctor: I think you look like giants
sorry i’m late, professor. im disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis
Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Can you believe there is love that is illegal