Nerdcore4life: List of girls I would LOVE to have a date with
I’m bored, lonely, the slightest bit horny but at the same time completely alone and have no way to vent it [I don’t masturbate… Too messy]:
How the women I’m attracted to rank [currently]
- My crush, well I wouldn’t have a crush on her if I didn’t would I!?!?
- Amanda Seyfried [A VERY CLOSE SECOND. I think the only thing that brings my crush to No. 1 is the fact that I actually know her].
- Korean girls. ALL OF THEM.
- Lindsey Lohan, before all the drugs.
- Mary Elizabeth Winstead
- Meg White
- My female followers [too many to count but yeah].
- My male followers [I’m not bi, but y’know].
- Amanda Seyfried. AGAIN. Just because.
- Emma Stone. Emma Stone. EMMA STONE! EMMA STOOOOOOOOONE!
- Zooey Dechanel.
- Aubrey Plaza [Nerd girl, I don’t deserve you, I don’t get the references you refer to. I love your Lipsmackers and your lack of perfume, I hope to get you home by curfew. WORD UP! (Courtesy of MC Chris)]
- Amanda Seyfried
- Amanda Seyfried
- Lindsey Lohan AFTER the drugs.
- Dwight from The [American] Office.
When You’re as ugly, worthless and made of poop AND single as I am, you spend a lot of time making lists. I like lists.
I need a girlfriend…
I agree with you as far as the bold goes :P
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I agree with you as far as the bold goes :P
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